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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 04, 2012
Transcript:
Rat: 'Promote Peace'...'Co-exist'...'Save the Planet'... Why do people always tell me what to do on their bumper stickers? Goat: I don't know. Why does it matter? Rat: Because it bothers me. So I've created my own. "Stop telling me what to do on your bumper stickers." Goat: I think it hurts your case that it's on a bumper sticker. Rat: Hey. Stop telling me what to do.
margueritem almost 13 years ago
Goat, why do you even try?
killacowinWA almost 13 years ago
Fashionable hypocrisy. Let the arguing begin.
Sherlock Watson almost 13 years ago
Roses are red, violets are blue,Iâm not schizophrenic, and neither am I.
Arianne almost 13 years ago
Obviously, Have A Nice Day is out of the question. (Popeyesforearm â I just left a note for you on yesterdayâs page:)
seyleigh almost 13 years ago
Iâm adding Ratâs bumper sticker to my funny sayings list, along with âMy apathy trumps your outrageâ and âAbstinence: 99.99% affective.â
Tammycrookshanks almost 13 years ago
If God didnât want us to eat animals, why did he make them out of meat? Thatâs my favoriteâŠIâm a vegetarian.
naturally_easy almost 13 years ago
I do whatever my Rice Krispies tell me to do.
naturally_easy almost 13 years ago
Horn broken. Watch for finger.
knight1192a almost 13 years ago
As usual, Goatâs right. It does hurt Ratâs case that heâs putting it on a a bumper sticker to get folks to stop telling him what to do on bumper stickers. But Rat is right too. Some of these bumper stickers are quite obnoxious in telling folks what to do, how to do it, when to do it, and what will happen to them if they donât do it.
knight1192a almost 13 years ago
Oh, my favorite bumper sticker that doesnât tell you what to do, âCongressâs motto: If it Ainât Broke, Fix It Until It Isâ
rolleg almost 13 years ago
ââŠwhat to do ONâ⊠a âbumper sticker?â HmmâŠ
orinoco womble almost 13 years ago
Rat left out the second part: âYouâre not the boss of me!â
orinoco womble almost 13 years ago
My favourite bumper sticker: âCommit random acts of kindness and senseless beauty.â And it always cracks me up that people have to stop and think what it means.
Sandfan almost 13 years ago
jmartin1955 almost 13 years ago
Rat is often my personal hero.
flagfly almost 13 years ago
This reminds me of my older brother hitting me and then again for telling him to stop it.
Sisyphos almost 13 years ago
Ah, Rat! You shouldnât let something as inconsequential as a bumper sticker bother you. At best, theyâre sometimes worth a chuckle. (You do know how to chuckle, donât you?)
finale almost 13 years ago
âDonât brake for Zombiesâ
Larhof52 almost 13 years ago
I would buy that bumper sticker.
Packratjohn Premium Member almost 13 years ago
My favorites bumper stickers? WWSD? (What would Spock do? â we could use some logic)andâI really do not like bumper stickersâ
bearguy almost 13 years ago
âMy son was the inmate of the month at the county jailâ
Digital Frog almost 13 years ago
Save The Whales â Collect the whole set!Iâm not a vegetarian because I love animals, itâs because I hate plants!
hcr1985 almost 13 years ago
My favorite is âHonk if You Love JesusâŠText while driving if you want to meet Him!!!â
McGehee almost 13 years ago
When I see a bumper sticker that says Question Authority I want to know who the @#$!! they are, trying to tell me what to do.
McGehee almost 13 years ago
I wish I had a bumper sticker big enough for If you must follow me too close, please donât die in the ensuing fiery collision.
Fan oâ Lio. almost 13 years ago
Perfect Bumper Sticker:
HELP STAMP OUT BUMPER STICKERS
Fan oâ Lio. almost 13 years ago
IF YOU CAN READ THIS
YOU SHOULD BE KEEPING YOUR EYES ON THE ROAD
Tommy1733 almost 13 years ago
I want Ratâs sticker!
Guilty Bystander almost 13 years ago
âIf youâre reading this, youâre missing that semi thatâs about to nail you head-onâ
Popeyesforearm almost 13 years ago
The popular sticker in Portland is, âKeep Portland Weirdâ.Now the new one is âWeird Isnât Workingâ
codedaddy almost 13 years ago
I like attributing quotes. The first one is among comedian Stephen Wrightâs best. Dunno the second.
A.Ficionada almost 13 years ago
Rat is going off bumper sticker with that last commandâŠ
xall2h1 almost 13 years ago
perfect bumper stickerI WOULD NEVER USE BUMPER STICKERS!
notinksanymore almost 13 years ago
People with bumper stickers instructing you to honk for one reason or another donât actually want you to honk. Just a little FYIâŠ
Phil (full phname Philip Philop) over 7 years ago
âThis IS my other carâ