Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 14, 2012
Transcript:
Larry the Croc: Okay, woomun, leesten... Crocs geet wheels. Run over deer, eet. Crocodile mom: That's a golf cart, Larry. It's not gonna run over anything. Crocodile 1: Whoa whoa whoa, Ms. Larry. Dat no true. Me run over beetle. Larry the Croc: Next time me do talking, Bob. Crocodile 1: Hey, whuh you know... Leetle guy still alive.
lightningsnowstorm over 12 years ago
a beetle? that’s good for the croc’s standards.
Havelock_Vetinari over 12 years ago
A golf cart could probably do some damage at speed though…. Maybe even cause an accident. Humans are at the top of the food chain.
Phatts over 12 years ago
… volkswagon?… or musician?
margueritem over 12 years ago
I love the crocs.
finale over 12 years ago
Drunk golfers run over each other all the time.
Sherlock Watson over 12 years ago
Now that the crocs have wheels, no one will be able to escape them… unless they walk away.÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷Let’s all flag the racist.
Phoenix_Ascendant over 12 years ago
I thought it was going to be Beetle Bailey!
Sisyphos over 12 years ago
I’m glad Beetle survived the vicious croc-assault. Meanwhile, Larry has just lost the week’s worth of groceries that Patty pitched, in this tight economy!
Arianne over 12 years ago
NEVER get behind the wheel when you’re crocked!
bahramthered over 12 years ago
Isn’t Larry the terror of the trees since he backed over a squirrel a long time ago?
What happened to his car and why didn’t he think of this style of hunting before?
codedaddy over 12 years ago
Nice feature – a grocery sack that expands when inverted.
knight1192a over 12 years ago
15 mph, soup it up Larry. Get it to go at least twice that fast. Actually 2 mph could probably kill a bunny….. as long as it’s just sitting in front of the tires when the cart starts. Or get a UTV
SwimsWithSharks over 12 years ago
Let’s see that beetle. I bet it’s a beaut. Crikey!
daphilli over 12 years ago
At first, I missed the beetle: the teeny black dot in front of the rear wheel in the second panel and behind the wheel in the third panel.
peabodyboy over 12 years ago
Pete Best.
rshive over 12 years ago
Sounds like the take-out pizza place will keep the crocs’ business.
GoodQuestion Premium Member over 12 years ago
S’OK Bob, lunch is on Larry . . . . . ☻
Number Three over 12 years ago
Excellent strip!
Well done ‘Ms. Larry’
LOL xxx
hariseldon59 over 12 years ago
I think Sarge has probably run over Beetle a number of times.
sandigilbo over 12 years ago
There must be some comments removed?
hariseldon59 over 12 years ago
At least Patty was considerate enough to give Larry a snout hole.
philphan25 over 12 years ago
Volkswagens Beetles are pretty small.
rusty gate over 12 years ago
I always wanted, AT LEAST ONCE, for the coyote to win something against the roadrunner. Kind of felt sorry for him to be constantly humiliated. I’m kind of starting to feel the same for poor Larry and his croc friends. Can’t they beat the zebras at something? Just one time?
xall2h1 over 12 years ago
get a couple more beetles and you have a full meal!
edonline over 12 years ago
“Ms. Larry?” I see that Larry’s wife didn’t keep her maiden name and took his when they got married. You would think she wouldn’t want anyone to know…
Rakostump over 12 years ago
aww…poor beetle :*(
lightningsnowstorm over 12 years ago
good one.
squirrel500 over 12 years ago
DON’T LET IT GO TO WASTE!