Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 04, 2012
Transcript:
Crocodile mom: Hi, Junior. What are you watching? Crocodile son: Freddy the frog. He and his family are moving in across the street. Crocodile mom: Really?.... I don't think we've had amphibians on the block before. Crocodile son: I know, mom. Which is why we need to do everything we can to make them feel as welcome as possible. Larry the croc: Boooooooo. Crocodile son: Make dad go inside. Larry the croc: Where you tail, former fish??
Did you ever wonder why every new meat someone develops " tastes just like chicken"? I think the chicken is the root of all evolution.