Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 05, 2012
June 04, 2012
June 06, 2012
Transcript:
Crocodile son: Listen. Dad, you need to adjust to the fact that we're gonna have amphibians like Freddy living across the street. Larry: Okay. Me learn adjust. Freddy: Thanks, Mr. Larry. Crocodile son: Putting on blinders is not adjusting to Freddy. Larry the croc: Freddy? Who is dis Freddy? Freddy: Over here, Mr. Larry.
Larry learned his adjustment skills from the Faux News Channel; if you pretend it isn’t there, it isn’t there.