Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 02, 2012

Transcript:

Zebra: Why should I vote for you? Rat: Because unlike most politicians who make a wide range of promises, I'm gonna focus on just one issue. Zebra: What's that? Rat: You know how when you shake the ketchup bottle but nothing comes out, you shake it more and all of a sudden, it all comes out in one massive splorp that ruins your food. Zebra: Yeah. Rat: I'm gonna change that. Zebra: How ambitious. Rat: Help me fight the splorp.