Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 12, 2012

Transcript:

Zebra: Hey, Goat, is the cable out in your area? Goat: Yep. Cable, internet, everything. I haven't been able to get any news all day. I don't know what I'm gonna do. Rat: Oyez! Oyez! Ye news of the day! Goat: Oh, this is gonna be fun. Rat: Ye lonely goat declared least likely to hook up with women.