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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 12, 2012
November 11, 2012
November 13, 2012
Transcript:
Zebra: Hey, Goat, is the cable out in your area? Goat: Yep. Cable, internet, everything. I haven't been able to get any news all day. I don't know what I'm gonna do. Rat: Oyez! Oyez! Ye news of the day! Goat: Oh, this is gonna be fun. Rat: Ye lonely goat declared least likely to hook up with women.
margueritem over 12 years ago
Or maybe not so fun, after all…
Ottodesu over 12 years ago
A good arc is just starting. Time to sit back and enjoy this.
Ida No over 12 years ago
Makes me wanna cry.
zero over 12 years ago
Satyre. . ..
Varnes over 12 years ago
So Zebra scores?
Varnes over 12 years ago
Rat, most unlikely to be found alive on the floor, face down on a dirty carpet with a crushed,,well everything….. on any given day….
Arianne over 12 years ago
Rat is just reading the Declaration of Independence for Goat.
Arianne over 12 years ago
Let’s put it to a vote. All those in favor of declaring Rat the most miserable, unloved loser, say Aye. The beady ayes have it.
Bilan over 12 years ago
We may have lost daylight savings time a week ago, but we didn’t set the clocks back that far!
Sisyphos over 12 years ago
Exchange that scroll for a cutlass and Rat would be a pretty good-looking pirate! Pirates, newsreaders—not that much difference….
knight1192a over 12 years ago
After Ye Undateable And Idiotic Rat!!
noahproblem over 12 years ago
“…Parchment at Eleven.”
PICTO over 12 years ago
No news there. I’ve been told by lots of women that they don’t date goats, or more specifically, old goats.
SAINT12345 over 12 years ago
tjime to give the animals names not animal stereo-types Raunchy Rat . etc
Deoxor over 12 years ago
…and Ye Evere So Pathetic and Evile Rat Shall be Knownst Evermore as Ye Unattractive and Vile Creature of the Nighte.
the burser over 12 years ago
awesome!
finale over 12 years ago
No one expects the Town Crier!
cubswin2016 over 12 years ago
In Rat’s case, no news is good news.
An Iron Hand in a Velvet Glove over 12 years ago
what happened to the banner?
gordrogb Premium Member over 12 years ago
I kept reading the comments thinking that the next one was going to make a reference to Goat’s cranial protuberances but I found none. Come on guys – you know you want to do it.
singlefemalelaywer over 12 years ago
Ye thinks himself funny………………..
StCleve72 over 12 years ago
Perhaps a couple of gnus should be sitting at the table with goat and zebra. Well, maybe not; no gnus is good gnus.
jmatrixrenegade over 12 years ago
Needed this with Hurricane Sandy. But, you know, we have these things called “radios.”
Number Three over 12 years ago
Want to switch off the ‘news’ Goat & Zebra?
LOL xxx
Wally Cup Of Joe over 12 years ago
margueritem-Thanks for the red poppy.
freeholder1 over 12 years ago
Direct TV. Vastly superior to ye cable. They should lose their charter. : )
BRI-NO-MITE!! Premium Member over 12 years ago
☺
Vonne Anton over 12 years ago
And…no noose is good noose…except Rat could use a good noose.
Hoodude over 12 years ago
Oyez,hear cum da judge
Sherlock Watson over 12 years ago
No more cable would mean no more Faux News Channel; that could lead to an informed society!
Popeyesforearm over 12 years ago
Quasimoto wasn’t available?
Casey Southards over 12 years ago
Rat has a bigger mouth for the job.
emjaycee over 12 years ago
High on a barstool, the Lonely Goat heard……
bmonk over 12 years ago
An introvert would be happy.
Two Crocodiles in the bar about 4 years ago
He looks more like a pirate