Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 17, 2012
Transcript:
Goat: Well, I gotta take off... I'm doing some community service today. Rat: I did that once... Tried to set up a sports program in a poor neighborhood. Goat: What sport? Rat: Polo. Goat: I'm leaving now. Rat: 'Bring your own,' I told the kids... But did they listen? Nooooooo.
Ahhh, Rat is a genuine philanthropist. He gives the poor people things that they don’t need or want, and then feels good about himself.