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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 17, 2012
November 16, 2012
November 18, 2012
Transcript:
Goat: Well, I gotta take off... I'm doing some community service today. Rat: I did that once... Tried to set up a sports program in a poor neighborhood. Goat: What sport? Rat: Polo. Goat: I'm leaving now. Rat: 'Bring your own,' I told the kids... But did they listen? Nooooooo.
Havelock_Vetinari over 12 years ago
Ahhh, Rat is a genuine philanthropist. He gives the poor people things that they donât need or want, and then feels good about himself.
AGED_ENGINEER Premium Member over 12 years ago
Goat got a traffic ticket?!
Sisyphos over 12 years ago
Those darn poor kids, spoiling Ratâs noble effort!
Nebulous Premium Member over 12 years ago
When youâre teaching kids to âPimp your ponyâ, be sure to enunciate correctly.
knight1192a over 12 years ago
Figures Rat would be an elitist to this degree.
Tirasmol over 12 years ago
âbring your own horseâŠâ hahahaahahaahahaaa
juicebruce over 12 years ago
This is what happens when Rat does not drink his beer and has what ever is in that mug. These guys are great eaters for there plates are always clean.
Varnes over 12 years ago
Nothing compared to illegal Jart competitionsâŠDidja ever catch one of those puppies in the scull? Ouch!
strickmaedel over 12 years ago
As usual, Rat is doing it wrong, but Stephan clearly hasnât heard of Work to Ride, which is doing it right.
finale over 12 years ago
Rat was inspired by the WKRP donation of 150,000 blonde wigs to earthquake releif in Central America.
dutchs over 12 years ago
You worked for Rmoney, right?
pschearer Premium Member over 12 years ago
Silly rat! You canât play polo with dressage horses!
hariseldon59 over 12 years ago
The only way Rat would ever do community service is if the judge decreed it.
Number Three over 12 years ago
Typical Rat!
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kathleenhammett over 12 years ago
Goat is in deferred adjudication for attempting voluntary ratslaughter..
singlefemalelaywer over 12 years ago
NICE !!!!!
GoodQuestion Premium Member over 12 years ago
Join the rat waste . . . â»
5parts2ahorse over 12 years ago
Wow, I invite Pearls to have a look at the INDEPENDENT of Public Funds, self sustained, LOW BUDGET, SUCCESSFUL programs offered here in the country that are just this type of programâŠwhere the students DO bring their own horse! PS can that be said for little league, hockey, football ect. ?just think, as you read this realize that⊠most of these kids are the leaders of toworrow! check it out: OHSET.org or NHHSET.orgThanks! -a volunteer (community service at its best!)
Uncle Joe over 12 years ago
The same thing happened to me, Rat!
Sherlock Watson over 12 years ago
I sometimes imagine what the charactersâ voices would sound like if celebrities provided them; Paris would have the voice of Kelsey Grammer, and Rat would be Danny DeVito.
Rickapolis over 12 years ago
Well, he did tell them to bring a horse.
bmonk over 12 years ago
I thought Polo, when played on foot, was called Soccer (in the US).
Soroxas over 12 years ago
My middle schoolâs logo was often times displaying a guy playing polo, but was there even a polo club, nooooooooooo
StCleve72 over 12 years ago
I played water polo once until my horse drowned.
coffeemugman over 12 years ago
Wait, got one my horse here in my front pocket, oh, waitâŠnever mindâŠ