Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 19, 2012
Transcript:
Pig: Hey, Rat... I'd like you to meet Bennie. He's a black bear. Rat: Black bear, huh? I've always feared you guys because no prey can escape you. You run fast, swim fat, climb trees. Pig: Not Bennie. Rat: Why not? Pig: He wears women's boots. Bennie: They're very flattering. Rat: My fear is diminishing.
Bennie has strange legs. Who puts Rat and Pig on the stools since they are not tall enough to do it on there own?