Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 19, 2012

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    juicebruce  about 12 years ago

    Bennie has strange legs. Who puts Rat and Pig on the stools since they are not tall enough to do it on there own?

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    killacowinWA  about 12 years ago

    Even without shoes, he’s not very fearsome. But then, neither was that bunny until it started ripping throats out with its giant nasty teeth.

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    BrookFan  about 12 years ago

    They must be from The Kinky Boot Factory.

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0434124/

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    margueritem  about 12 years ago

    As well it should, Rat.

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    jackhs  about 12 years ago

    Lame. Where is the hidden meaning?

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member about 12 years ago

    JackH… I guess you just can’t see it, eh?

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    PICTO  about 12 years ago

    How can he be bare if he has boots on…..?

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    knight1192a  about 12 years ago

    And he also goes to the Blue Oyster.

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    guitarmutt  about 12 years ago

    I really did not see that coming. I should know better, but I did not. Thanks Stephan. I needed that chuckle on this fine Monday.

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    Jorah  about 12 years ago

    is Bennie the only character who doesn’t have stick legs?

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    pschearer Premium Member about 12 years ago

    A bare-foot boy is not to be confused with a girl-foot bear.

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    finale  about 12 years ago

    And I bet Bennie doesn’t “go” in the woods either.

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    finale  about 12 years ago

    Bennie took a walk on the wild side.

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    jmartin1955  about 12 years ago

    I worry about where these ideas come from, mind expanding drugs indeed.

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    dutchs  about 12 years ago

    I climb up treesI skip and jumpI like to press wild fl’arsI put on womens’ clothingAnd hang around in bars (with b’ars?)

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    Under Dog Premium Member about 12 years ago

    They do look nice on Bennie.

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    Digital Frog  about 12 years ago

    Are they electric boots, and does he also have a mohair suit?

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    Sherlock Watson  about 12 years ago

    The Ratty Horror Picture Show — Coming soon to a theater near you!

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    sarah413 Premium Member about 12 years ago

    What, no mohair suit?

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    junemmoffatt  about 12 years ago

    Crampons, Coyoty, crampons!

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    Number Three  about 12 years ago

    I love them!

    Hope he doesn’t keel over in them.

    LOL xxx

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    Sisyphos  about 12 years ago

    Bennie the Black Bear is a sweetie-pie. If he wants to wear women’s pink high boots, who are we to criticize him?

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    angusdad  about 12 years ago

    It does make Bennie taller

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    route66paul  about 12 years ago

    maybe foot binding will make a comeback.

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    freeholder1  about 12 years ago

    So Bennie will likely drag down his prey?

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    freeholder1  about 12 years ago

    So Bennie is very RU-de?

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    freeholder1  about 12 years ago

    Genteel Bennie?

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    freeholder1  about 12 years ago

    And for special occasions, patent leather pumps!!!

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    pcolli  about 12 years ago

    If a bear (or anyone else) wants to wear stilhettoes, what’s the problem? Yes, he is a right goer in the woods.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member about 12 years ago

    Blackwolff — I’m really really really sorry…kinda…. almost.Fortunately, it didn’t hurt too many people…. you’re just one of the lucky ones.(Bmonk will probably share your pain.)

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    jcomics52  about 12 years ago

    Those are remarkably long legs, compared to is hands, unless he has those things you put in your shoe to make you taller. They have the worst infomercials.

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    Janet Davis Premium Member about 12 years ago

    why, this is especially silly today. It made me laugh. Thanks.

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    ZeebA16  over 11 years ago

    He looks a lot like the old PBS character Wee Bear.

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    One Navy Seal  almost 5 years ago

    ThEsE bOoTs WeRe MaDe FoR wAlKiN’

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