Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 11, 2012
December 10, 2012
December 12, 2012
Transcript:
Rat solves the energy crisis by hardness stupidity.
Woman: And I'm like, 'you did not just unfriend me, did you?' Man: Girl, that is hella wack. Woman: Tell me about it. So I'm like- Rat: Don't mind me.
That California dialect is a sure giveaway to their status; but shouldn’t Rat have furnished two Stupidity Windmills so as to harvest the exudations of both Cali-twits?
Wow… touchy much? Perhaps your comments (all of your comments including those from other comics) would be better suited in a more political forum… not a comics site.
Look, when I saw “fiscal cliff” I thought"Couldn’t this have been when Rat was running for president?" Take your stuff to Doonesbury. Some of us don’t want politics in these popular and hilarious cartoons.
Hey Trusted Mechanic, Can i get your help? I’m taking a class in college and i’ve been translating some really difficult phrases, but i’m wondering if you could read this and tell me if it makes sense to you.“Blah blah blah BLAH blah blah blah blah blah blah blah BLAH BLAH BLAAAAAAAAAH… no more questions asked”Learning new languages is hard, especially the language of arrogance.
Then you give these folks a smart phone or ipad, and they suddenly become … well, they use smart things for dumb activities. But at least they figured out how. Bind-moggling!
Really, two paragraphs to defend NPR (admittedly, I didn’t even know what it stood for). I am all for defending yourself but within reason. You can’t kill someone for punching you…
Okay folks, vanity, egos and over-sensitivity aside, I’m thinking the “Three Steps over Japan” troll’s dig was aimed at “Pearls Before Swine” commenters — us. I doubt if s/he even listens to the PBS of radio repute.
The#1BoiseStateFan almost 12 years ago
Which team is the man for?
freeholder1 almost 12 years ago
J-E-T-S. They HAVE harnessed stupidity.
freeholder1 almost 12 years ago
Is that a windbag mill?
freeholder1 almost 12 years ago
Well, at least we’ll all agree that one part or the other of Congress can light the country all by itself.
Varnes almost 12 years ago
Shouldn’t we all have windmills on our heads?
possiblekim almost 12 years ago
Oh man if we can really harness stupidity, not only we will meet our current demand but future demand for the next millennia.
“There are 2 things that are infinite. Universe and human stupidity. Although, I am not too sure about the former” – Albert Einstein
Ida No almost 12 years ago
Go, Rat!
jeff_e almost 12 years ago
Yay, sports!
Hillbillyman almost 12 years ago
Stupid is what stupid does…..Forrest Gump
knight1192a almost 12 years ago
That’s not harnessing stupidiuty. That’s harnessing death of a language.
flagfly almost 12 years ago
I wish there was a permanent fad to speak better english.
vwdualnomand almost 12 years ago
if rat wants to harness stupidity, how about arizona cardinals fans? 58-0? or, raiders fans? or better yet, chicago cub fans,
Ida No almost 12 years ago
PbS commenters…
Sisyphos almost 12 years ago
That California dialect is a sure giveaway to their status; but shouldn’t Rat have furnished two Stupidity Windmills so as to harvest the exudations of both Cali-twits?
finale almost 12 years ago
Rush Limpbag.
Possum Pete almost 12 years ago
Aren’t those the Miami Dolphins colors? Not nearly as funny as the Jets, though.
SwimsWithSharks almost 12 years ago
He solved the energy crisis but with stupidity growing, we’ve got a problem of global boring.
me almost 12 years ago
Chicago’s nickname “The Windy City” originated as a reference to its politicians — not its weather.
whitey21 almost 12 years ago
It’s a Joe Thornton (#19 SJ Sharks) jersey, Pastis’ favorite hockey player; and because if you like hockey right now you’re stupid.
Number Three almost 12 years ago
I applaud Rat for this one!
Anything to stop a pointless conversation.
xxx
dbmeyer99 almost 12 years ago
Wow… touchy much? Perhaps your comments (all of your comments including those from other comics) would be better suited in a more political forum… not a comics site.
The#1BoiseStateFan almost 12 years ago
Look, when I saw “fiscal cliff” I thought"Couldn’t this have been when Rat was running for president?" Take your stuff to Doonesbury. Some of us don’t want politics in these popular and hilarious cartoons.
octabrain almost 12 years ago
Hey Trusted Mechanic, Can i get your help? I’m taking a class in college and i’ve been translating some really difficult phrases, but i’m wondering if you could read this and tell me if it makes sense to you.“Blah blah blah BLAH blah blah blah blah blah blah blah BLAH BLAH BLAAAAAAAAAH… no more questions asked”Learning new languages is hard, especially the language of arrogance.
Vonne Anton almost 12 years ago
Then you give these folks a smart phone or ipad, and they suddenly become … well, they use smart things for dumb activities. But at least they figured out how. Bind-moggling!
Perkycat almost 12 years ago
I, like, like this comic.
Tommy1733 almost 12 years ago
Hella cool.
angusdad almost 12 years ago
Or as one tv programs said, “Why don’t we just tax the stupid people?” It sure would end the national debt.
Sherlock Watson almost 12 years ago
The Rat formula: D = UH squared.
Hoodude almost 12 years ago
Yep,Eagles…
dbmeyer99 almost 12 years ago
Really, two paragraphs to defend NPR (admittedly, I didn’t even know what it stood for). I am all for defending yourself but within reason. You can’t kill someone for punching you…
Lyons Group, Inc. almost 12 years ago
“This is NPR…National Public Radio”. (1972-2005)
Now due to lack of listener support, it’s just “This is NPR” (2005-present)
tomielm almost 12 years ago
Okay folks, vanity, egos and over-sensitivity aside, I’m thinking the “Three Steps over Japan” troll’s dig was aimed at “Pearls Before Swine” commenters — us. I doubt if s/he even listens to the PBS of radio repute.
iFerrarifan almost 12 years ago
He got “Hella” past the censors, i’m impressed!
Jeff0811 almost 12 years ago
hella funny
PearlsBe4SwineFreak13 almost 12 years ago
how can you say ‘hella’ in the news
magipants almost 11 years ago
I hate it when people say stuff like " hella wack"