Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 28, 2013
Transcript:
Crocodile son: Dad! Dad! I thought you were dead!! Larry the croc: Me not dead, son... Does mom tink me, dead, too? Crocodile son: Of course. Why? Larry the croc: 'Cause den me going Las Vegas. Crocodile son: Not smart, Dad. Larry the croc: Now reemember, if wife ask, me still dead.
He’s going to a “Sons of the Desert” convention.