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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 28, 2013
Transcript:
Crocodile son: Dad! Dad! I thought you were dead!! Larry the croc: Me not dead, son... Does mom tink me, dead, too? Crocodile son: Of course. Why? Larry the croc: 'Cause den me going Las Vegas. Crocodile son: Not smart, Dad. Larry the croc: Now reemember, if wife ask, me still dead.
winroman about 12 years ago
I’d love to go with Vegas with Larry!
Ida No about 12 years ago
Son: “You will be before you get out the door…”
AGED_ENGINEER Premium Member about 12 years ago
He’s going to a “Sons of the Desert” convention.
el8 about 12 years ago
Larry is never more devious than when he’s dead.
Templo S.U.D. about 12 years ago
Still not smart… unless the widow planned to have the memorial in Vegas, then she’s in for a real surprise.
Havelock_Vetinari about 12 years ago
Oh Larry. You narrowly escaped death by dolphin. Why must you now tempt the much greater danger of an angry wife?
Bilan about 12 years ago
Sorry Larry, what happens before you leave for Vegas, doesn’t stay in Vegas.
Sherlock Watson about 12 years ago
Larry’s only dead from the neck up, and he’s determined to prove it.
SusanSunshine Premium Member about 12 years ago
Junior was expecting smart??
alviebird about 12 years ago
If mom finds out he went to Vegas, he will be dead.
killacowinWA about 12 years ago
Take advantage of the situation by building a new identity and a new life, or blowing everything you own at a casino, drinking to forget about it, and marrying someone else who’s drinking to forget their problems…tough choice.
orinoco womble about 12 years ago
Next up: Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas!
oldschool434 about 12 years ago
at least it wasn’t a N.O.W. or N.E.F.F.A. pun……..
knight1192a about 12 years ago
That’s so Larry
Destiny23 about 12 years ago
When you come home and find your wife has remarried, remember, IT’S YOUR FAULT!!!
juicebruce about 12 years ago
Soo Larry was working with the Dol-phiins all this time! Somehow I see something hard hitting Larry in the head. Powered by one very mad female Croc!
Sisyphos about 12 years ago
Las Vegas Larry will be Patty-pounded Larry by this time next week….
WaitingMan about 12 years ago
5:40AM. MSNBC. Business headline; “Surging stocks put bears on heels.” I wonder where they got that image from?
flagfly about 12 years ago
When he runs out of beer, he can eat a drunken tourist.
John Falstaff about 12 years ago
Orinoco Womble: “We waz sumwere on de edge of dessert wheen crok medicine begin to take hold … poor basset—wait til he see those BATS!”
imbaldeagle about 12 years ago
To repeat an earlier poster – What a croc!
finale about 12 years ago
Stay Downtown, Larry. Beer is too expensive on the Strip since Harrah’s tore down O’Sheas.
CYGNUS X1 about 12 years ago
I bet he’s going with the dolphins! Now that would be smart…not!!
echoraven about 12 years ago
So…. how did Larry escape the Croc eating Dolphins?
funny_jack about 12 years ago
I think Larry is more Weasel than Croc, at times.
orinoco womble about 12 years ago
Every croc is holding a purse. Or at least a set of luggage.
jcomics52 about 12 years ago
He always has his beer hat handy.
Popeyesforearm about 12 years ago
LAs Vegas Larry, party on dude, party on.
cubswin2016 about 12 years ago
If he’s not dead, what were the bones?
Snoopy_Fan about 12 years ago
Viva Croc Vegas!!!
codedaddy about 12 years ago
Perhaps we will see what Larry carries in the trunk next time. Certainly not clothes, probably more rounds for the beer magazine.
lindz.coop Premium Member about 12 years ago
It won’t be a problem when he gets back — memorial already held.
iFerrarifan about 12 years ago
I’m thinking it’ll be like Tom Sawyer and Larry will return from Vegas just in time for his own funeral, thoughts?
Ambydextrous about 12 years ago
How ironic would it be if he actually died in Las Vegas?
Remystified over 3 years ago
the bones were from the KFC wings