Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 30, 2013
January 29, 2013
January 31, 2013
Transcript:
Pig: Hey, Goat... Thanks for inviting me and neighbor Bob to the movies on Friday. I know I want to go, but Bob is still on the fence. Goat: Why can't he decide? Neighbor: Who said I can't decide. Pig: You jump to a lot of conclusions.
Neighbor Bob got extremely old real fast. He’s shrunk down to Pig and Goat’s size. Next time we see him he’ll have discovered the fountain of youth and returned to his old height.
Okay, Neighbor Bob. I won’t ask why you’re up on the fence if you will make a decision about whether or not you’ll join Pig and Goat at the movies. Think, don’t jump….
As long as people are asking for certain characters to be featured more often, BRING BACK SWEET FANNY!·(For those who don’t know who she is, her story begins with the 2010-06-28 strip.)
margueritem over 11 years ago
Goat, remember that it’s Pig you’re talking to…
Templo S.U.D. over 11 years ago
AGAIN with the puns! >_< (Well, Larry’s “death” was fun while it lasted I guess.)
Bilan over 11 years ago
That’s a pretty extreme step to avoid cooties, Bob.
corzak over 11 years ago
Easier to survey your property from up there.
oldschool434 over 11 years ago
speaking of jump….JUMP BOB, JUMP!!
juicebruce over 11 years ago
Bring back the Crocs !
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 11 years ago
Hope Bob doesn’t jump to his own conclusion.
knight1192a over 11 years ago
Neighbor Bob got extremely old real fast. He’s shrunk down to Pig and Goat’s size. Next time we see him he’ll have discovered the fountain of youth and returned to his old height.
sjc14850 over 11 years ago
Pearls joke #7: Pig takes an idiom literally. Repeat six to ten times per month.
jmartin1955 over 11 years ago
I love bad puns, keep bringing them. If you ever work in the joke about a horse having a long face I want to buy the original.
mbreed184 over 11 years ago
Hopefully Neighbor Bob won’t jump to a conclusion!
Sisyphos over 11 years ago
Okay, Neighbor Bob. I won’t ask why you’re up on the fence if you will make a decision about whether or not you’ll join Pig and Goat at the movies. Think, don’t jump….
finale over 11 years ago
Won’t matter to NB if it’s a “split decision”. Bob doesn’t date.
Carl Rennhack Premium Member over 11 years ago
1)@Susan Sunshine—nice to see you again! 2)Today’s travesty is one of the most of-FENCE-ive Stephan has ever perpetrated!
Reppr Premium Member over 11 years ago
Bob should be pushed to decide
Vonne Anton over 11 years ago
Yes, but who builds fences?
Gokie5 over 11 years ago
Bob already HAS decided. See what he said. Just because he’s on the fence doesn’t mean he’s undecided.
Sherlock Watson over 11 years ago
Apparently a lot of people are against what Bob is doing; look at those pickets!
Sherlock Watson over 11 years ago
As long as people are asking for certain characters to be featured more often, BRING BACK SWEET FANNY!·(For those who don’t know who she is, her story begins with the 2010-06-28 strip.)
Digital Frog over 11 years ago
Just watch, sombody is going to find this comic o-fence-ive
unca jim over 11 years ago
@Susan; “If conclusions were cliffs, he’d be dead a long time ago !”
Number Three over 11 years ago
Excellent one!
xxx
KEA over 11 years ago
Idioms are so much fun. (and the biggest reason languages don’t always translate)
jcomics52 over 11 years ago
Your right, Pig, He does.
Popeyesforearm over 11 years ago
is he gonna picket the theater?
icklick over 11 years ago
Sunday puns are a lot more cheesey . (Yes,that’s a good thing)
fishbulb239 over 11 years ago
Pig should intern with the literalist doctor from Arrested Development.
Rickapolis over 11 years ago
All in all he’s just another brick in the wall.
lmonteros over 11 years ago
Jumping to conclusions is absolutely key to internet communication. Just look at Facebook exchanges.
marshalljpeters Premium Member over 11 years ago
We haven’t seen much of Guard Duck lately. Wonder what he’s up to?