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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 30, 2013
June 29, 2013
July 01, 2013
Transcript:
Goat: Where you off to, Pig? Pig: Me and Zebra are going to see a herd of cattle that used to belong to the character 'Hoss' on 'Bonanza'. Goat: What for? Pig: They're super smart. Every member of the herd is a real whiz at doing tricks, communicating, all sorts of stuff. Goat: And they just perform for anyone? Pig: No. You have to bring one deer that the whole herd can eat first. Goat: That's odd. I didn't think cattle normally ate meat. Zebra: Me either. That's why I want to go. Rat: Where you going? Pig: We're off to see the whiz herd. The one-deer-full whiz herd of Hoss. Rat: Ding dong the cartoonist is dead.
How long did it take him to come up with this one?