Goat: Where's Rat today? Pig: He has to take the subway downtown, so he's getting ready. Goat: Ready for what? Rat: Bring on the masses.
The masses thank you, Rat.
Rat is beyond the mere cloth face mask stage.
I wouldn’t want to be a rat on the subway.
I was almost expecting to see two oxygen tanks on his back.
@naturally_easy s“I wouldn’t want to be a rat on the subway”
And I wouldn’t like to see a rat on a crowded subway that makes express stops only. I’ve heard of it happening and once saw a video of a rat climbing on a sleeping traveler.
Rat is right. Riders of crowded subways need biohazard protection against The Great Unwashed Masses! —And body armor wouldn’t hurt, either!
Rat should use the Bike-Share system instead.
rat? share?
and the masses farting at the same time… so why ask the gas mask!
Good idea! I am traveling today as well. Would TSA consider that suspicious?
The real hazardous material is INSIDE that suit!
@seyleigh—Steph has a problem drawing tanks!
Rat is dressed for a 23-19.
You mean the dumbmasses, right ? Patis ???
New York subway?
Dennis Miller said of New York: When it rains it makes its own gravy.
My eyes… My eyes!
xxx
If the air gets too bad he can duct tape the breather. It will solve the air coming in. Of course there will be side effects.
needs a cattle prod too
John Rocker redux.
One way to get an empty subway car, or even the whole train, to yourself is to show up dressed like that.
The masses must be lawyers and politicians.
He must be proteced from stupididty
This would be oddly appropriate now. (2020 covid crisis)
Today he would be underdressed.
Talk about foreshadowing!
Sherlock Watson about 11 years ago
The masses thank you, Rat.
margueritem about 11 years ago
Rat is beyond the mere cloth face mask stage.
naturally_easy about 11 years ago
I wouldn’t want to be a rat on the subway.
seyleigh about 11 years ago
I was almost expecting to see two oxygen tanks on his back.
arye uygur about 11 years ago
@naturally_easy s“I wouldn’t want to be a rat on the subway”
And I wouldn’t like to see a rat on a crowded subway that makes express stops only. I’ve heard of it happening and once saw a video of a rat climbing on a sleeping traveler.
Sisyphos about 11 years ago
Rat is right. Riders of crowded subways need biohazard protection against The Great Unwashed Masses! —And body armor wouldn’t hurt, either!
eddie6192 about 11 years ago
Rat should use the Bike-Share system instead.
klaymen about 11 years ago
rat? share?
puddlesplatt about 11 years ago
and the masses farting at the same time… so why ask the gas mask!
SuperDaveP270 about 11 years ago
Good idea! I am traveling today as well. Would TSA consider that suspicious?
Carl Rennhack Premium Member about 11 years ago
The real hazardous material is INSIDE that suit!
Carl Rennhack Premium Member about 11 years ago
@seyleigh—Steph has a problem drawing tanks!
ossiningaling about 11 years ago
Rat is dressed for a 23-19.
singlefemalelaywer about 11 years ago
You mean the dumbmasses, right ? Patis ???
ChuckSomer about 11 years ago
New York subway?
Dennis Miller said of New York: When it rains it makes its own gravy.
Number Three about 11 years ago
My eyes… My eyes!
xxx
Vet Premium Member about 11 years ago
If the air gets too bad he can duct tape the breather. It will solve the air coming in. Of course there will be side effects.
Popeyesforearm about 11 years ago
needs a cattle prod too
Mary McNeil Premium Member about 11 years ago
John Rocker redux.
A.Ficionada about 11 years ago
One way to get an empty subway car, or even the whole train, to yourself is to show up dressed like that.
knight1192a about 11 years ago
The masses must be lawyers and politicians.
penguin56 over 8 years ago
He must be proteced from stupididty
Little Doge over 4 years ago
This would be oddly appropriate now. (2020 covid crisis)
robertiris over 2 years ago
Today he would be underdressed.
alantain over 1 year ago
Talk about foreshadowing!