Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 20, 2013
Transcript:
Goat: What are you two doing? Rat: Being smart. Goat: How is standing on a bucket smart? Rat: Because everyone's freaking out about Global Warming. And it's so stupid. So what if temps rise one degree? All that happens is that the oceans rise a couple feet. Just stand on a bucket. Goat: Right. And have you ever considered that you can't live on a bucket? You'll need to be able to go places. Like to get food and supplies, and water? Brilliant. Rat: That trail leads to the liquor store. Pig: Beer run!
That’s the GOP solution!