Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 20, 2013
Transcript:
Goat: What are you two doing? Rat: Being smart. Goat: How is standing on a bucket smart? Rat: Because everyone's freaking out about Global Warming. And it's so stupid. So what if temps rise one degree? All that happens is that the oceans rise a couple feet. Just stand on a bucket. Goat: Right. And have you ever considered that you can't live on a bucket? You'll need to be able to go places. Like to get food and supplies, and water? Brilliant. Rat: That trail leads to the liquor store. Pig: Beer run!
jnik23260 about 11 years ago
That’s the GOP solution!
Templo S.U.D. about 11 years ago
There’s another flaw, Goat: what happens when Rat and Pig run out of buckets?
Sherlock Watson about 11 years ago
This kind of stupidity is beyond the pail. =rimshot=
Happy Two Shoes about 11 years ago
Run and get a bucket of beer.
seyleigh about 11 years ago
Plus, global climate change is happening too fast to be purely the sun or natural climate cycle’s fault.
Kvasir42 Premium Member about 11 years ago
Enough with the political comments! I just love the look of pure joy on Pig’s face in the last panel.
Sisyphos about 11 years ago
Ahh, the Pure Joy of bucket-hopping! Rather like vacation Island Hopping, with the added bonus that there’s beer at the end!
Ida No about 11 years ago
Could just put a dog house on a life raft and use that…
knuckler49 about 11 years ago
obsolutely!
Reppr Premium Member about 11 years ago
The hockey stick has flat lined. The truth is out there.
RG_Dustbin about 11 years ago
Wonder how the anthropogenic climate change views are divided amongst those scientists whose funding does NOT depend on their embracing the creed…..
NKBoyle about 11 years ago
They must be careful not to kick the bucket.
CollettiMichael Premium Member about 11 years ago
Smart idea that trail of buckets. If they get lost going to the liquor store, they can find their way back by following the bucket trail.
WaitingMan about 11 years ago
I may be goin’ to hell in a bucket But at least I’m enjoyin’ the ride. “Hell in a Bucket”, Grateful Dead
rshive about 11 years ago
And I’ll bet the liquor store has raised its shelves at least a foot.
Vince M about 11 years ago
Too many amateur experts chiming in here – time for this discussion to be scuttled.
Haaa. Scuttled. Because, with…
jf13fox about 11 years ago
Why hasn’t anyone commented on the fact that Pig is flying/floating above the buckets which implies either a repeal of the laws of gravity or some sort of super power. Either way it negates the necessity for liquor store bucket trails.
bgby4884 about 11 years ago
Mars is experiencing global warming too! At any rate, when I was a boy, the weather ‘experts’ claimed we had a coming ice age & we were going to lose the top half of the country! So, at least we avoided that!
Packratjohn Premium Member about 11 years ago
Liquor store? At least he has his priorities straight.
hariseldon59 about 11 years ago
Pig making a beer run? I rarely see him drinking anything stronger than soda.
sgspurr about 11 years ago
Will global warming freaks leave and let us enjoy the comics, geez…
pshapley Premium Member about 11 years ago
Here’s the situation: Pollution causes many problems, one of which seems to be climate change. But there are many others. My take: Pollution is bad. Stop it. The GOP’s take: Global warming is a scam, so keep polluting.
Ermine Notyours about 11 years ago
If nothing else, you have all those buckets there for AFTER using the purchases from the liquor store.
Hoodude about 11 years ago
Is there a sober driver in the house…we got keys a car and a ten
The Real Zarth Arn about 11 years ago
Climate change deniers are pretty much on a level with Holocaust deniers, birthers, and people who claim that the Sandy Hook massacre was a hoax. And many people are in all four groups.
Michael Ritter about 11 years ago
Three reviews on Amazon, three stars. Total. One per review. I guess you can’t write a zero star review there.
Michael Ritter about 11 years ago
Pastis, on the other hand, averages 4 1/2 stars – proving that real cartoonists are more valued than pseudo-scientists.
Sherlock Watson about 11 years ago
If everybody’s done with their tantrums, let’s have a little fun by seeing how you would finish this poem::There once was a rat from NantucketWho stood with his friend on a bucket…
JP Steve Premium Member about 11 years ago
Actually the fact that Nabu denies Global Warming is one of the strongest arguments for it!
jbmlaw01 about 11 years ago
Beware of those who would limit our freedom due to “fear of what might happen.”
Number Three about 11 years ago
Yep, Fantastic.
LOL xxx
Stream of conscience about 11 years ago
Rich upper middle class boys have boats.
blunebottle about 11 years ago
And on a lighter note……gee whiz, Rat- how do you expect the buckets not to float away?
davethered about 11 years ago
rising temperatures can cause an increase in Co2 levels, not the other way around.
peconpie about 11 years ago
Idiots… those buckets would only work on a flat plain.
craponastick about 11 years ago
You all are giving me a headache. Have CO2 levels been higher in the past? Yes. Have temperature been higher in the past? Yes. Is the climate colder now that it has been in the past? Again, yes. A couple of fun factoids, however . 1) when there were no ice caps, Nebraska was underwater and 2) http://www.metoffice.gov.uk/media/image/m/g/Extinction.jpgJust saying.
HankTheSock about 11 years ago
It would probably be a lot cheaper to use dirt instead…
kzcreations.com about 11 years ago
LAST COMMENT OF THE DAY WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! pearls before swine is my shiiiiz. okay i’m done now.
MemphisBelle over 5 years ago
Wonder where they live that they’re compelled to buy beer at liquor stores, rather than convenience store, like everyone else.
robertiris almost 3 years ago
Don’t look up!
alantain over 1 year ago
Just don’t buy beach-front property.