Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 22, 2013

Wife swapping.

Take advantage, guys; they’ll have no one to blame but themselves.

I prefer the penguins to Rat.

Okay, time for plan B.

Was that a trade up, or a trade down?

Looks like they need a hot branding iron. The ladies couldn’t swap that as easily.

Everything is better with funny hats.

What’s more fun than Three-Card Monte?Three-Hat Penguin.

It’s Antarctic Roulette; you have a choice of females, and one of them is your wife.

Hat-trick.

Anything is funnier than the Zebra/Croc arc.

Penguins show surprising splendor in their hats! And a wicked sense of humor, too. P.S. Today’s Mother Goose and Grimm also has a polar bears and penguins theme: MG&G.

The Cat wants his hat back.

I hate when that happens

Three Card Mary… The female version of the more well known Three Card Monty…

I just hat to say this!

Uh, Oh! ‘Mother Goose & Grimm’ has penguins & polar bears together too! Sins!

Hey look, i found Waldo

He has a 1 in 4 chance – - – Saul might be Sally . . . ☻

Three female penguins and only two males? Either one of them is a bigamist or there’s a missing penguin (perhaps eaten by the polar bear).

MORE CROCS!

guess that’s easier than putting the keys in a bowl…

I hat to say this, but pastis pengrinned failed again.

They look adorable!

xxx

@Bruno Zeigerts—No one named Floe, but there is one named Progressive!

(And now it’s MY turn to duck!)

Look out!!! There is a really big ship comming that is about to destroy this ice flow and all the penguins that live on it.

Just pray that they don’t toss a hat to one of the guys…