Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 22, 2014
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January 23, 2014
Transcript:
Penguin 1: We gotta figure out a way to get off this stupid iceberg. Penguin 2: Yeah, but what's our ticket out? Penguin 1: Underwear modeling. Penguin 2: You make death by polar bear look appealing.
I don’t think even underwear modeling is going to get you off that iceberg. But maybe you can try leaping to another iceberg. (And maybe that iceberg will be smarter…)
I saw penguin floating down the Deleware, chewing on his underwear, hope he has another pair, 10 days later eaten by the polar bear, and that was the end of him…….. old silly rhyme from when I was a kid…..
Mr. Pastis : Polar Bears are seen in the ARCTIC . PENGUINS in the ANTARCTIC. The LEOPARD SEAL is a predator of PENGUINS in the ANTARCTIC eating as many as10 a day. Regards,Bob
Sherlock Watson over 10 years ago
On the plus side, he’ll never be known as Chilly Willy.
waycyber over 10 years ago
Stephan in Mythtickle?
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr over 10 years ago
Don’t ask where he’s been storing that.
zero over 10 years ago
Polar opposites…
PICTO over 10 years ago
Wake me when they get to the stockings and suspenders.
TheVernalPool over 10 years ago
black and whitie tighties
Snoopy_Fan over 10 years ago
I don’t think even underwear modeling is going to get you off that iceberg. But maybe you can try leaping to another iceberg. (And maybe that iceberg will be smarter…)
Sisyphos over 10 years ago
Yuck.I vote polar bear.
CollettiMichael Premium Member over 10 years ago
Maybe “Polartec” underwear.
bbadenov over 10 years ago
Sort of reminds me of Opus in his underwear.
finale over 10 years ago
Frost of the Loom
hariseldon59 over 10 years ago
No thanks. It was bad enough when Breathed showed us Opus in his undies.
Vet Premium Member over 10 years ago
My brother use to sing a song.“I wear tight pants, I always stuff some socks in, It always gets the ladies all to talking.”
rsnsx over 10 years ago
Opus did the penguin in "tighty whities thing over 20 years ago. (and much better I might add)
comedynut over 10 years ago
I saw penguin floating down the Deleware, chewing on his underwear, hope he has another pair, 10 days later eaten by the polar bear, and that was the end of him…….. old silly rhyme from when I was a kid…..
Carl Rennhack Premium Member over 10 years ago
These two aren’t models, they’re poor examples!!
Chris Sherlock over 10 years ago
“Mr. Pastis, there’s someone on Line 2 for you. He says he’s a lawyer representing a Berkeley Breathed.”
legaleagle48 over 10 years ago
Well now, that certainly makes todays strip a little aukward!
Dabattlebacca over 10 years ago
That is just cold.
rgbleier over 10 years ago
Mr. Pastis : Polar Bears are seen in the ARCTIC . PENGUINS in the ANTARCTIC. The LEOPARD SEAL is a predator of PENGUINS in the ANTARCTIC eating as many as10 a day. Regards,Bob
alantain about 1 year ago
Could be worse. A Victoria’s Secret model for instance.