Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 30, 2014
Transcript:
Goat: I hear Rat and Pig kicked Stephan out of their house and now he's living with you. Zebra: Yeah, and he's so annoying. All he does is sunbathe. Goat: What's wrong with putting on a pair of swim trunks and enjoying the sun? Zebra: Your question assumes a lot. Pastis: Oops. Dropped the lotion again. Croc 1: Noooo. Croc 2: Me losing cookies!
Sherlock Watson over 10 years ago
Oh, nuts!
overtherainbow over 10 years ago
Can’t…stop…laughing!
legaleagle48 over 10 years ago
I never thought I’d live to see the day that I’d feel sorry for the crocs!
Templo S.U.D. over 10 years ago
Stephan’s wife, take back Stephan… PLEASE! His cartoon animals can’t take it!
edclectic over 10 years ago
It’s so ugly even the crocs won’t eat it.
woodworker318 over 10 years ago
Maybe the crocs will move and then Zebar will have some peace and quiet.
Ida No over 10 years ago
Zebra really should keep Stephan around. He’s safe as long as the crocs don’t have appetites.
jreckard over 10 years ago
Not the first time. I notice he’s not pastis-white where the sun don’t normally shine.
Chithing Premium Member over 10 years ago
Me losing cookies, too.
Opus Croakus over 10 years ago
Pastis is not actually fat. Doesn’t mean the Crocs want to see his dangly bits.
juicebruce over 10 years ago
The return of the Crocs ! Today should be a good day !
hariseldon59 over 10 years ago
Croc repellent.
gilmccarthy over 10 years ago
I can’t stop laughing! Not a normal laugh…a real belly-laugh. Kind of like a Pastis belly-laugh. OMG this guy is too funny.
SwimsWithSharks over 10 years ago
Not Safe For Work!
(now I have to go urp.)
MrBlueBunny over 10 years ago
http://nooooooooooooooo.com/
Enoki over 10 years ago
Well, now we know the croc’s aren’t werewolves… They didn’t change with a full moon.
jmartin1955 over 10 years ago
So frelling funny
Dabattlebacca over 10 years ago
I think Zeeba Neighba and the Crocs need to cleanse their eyes in acid.
Sisyphos over 10 years ago
Oh, no! Cartoon-Boy, naked, right before our very eyes! Oh, pity the Crocs! Oh, pity Zeeba Neighba! Oh, pity us! Oh, oh, oh!
swviews over 10 years ago
PETA might get all over this strip if the Crocs end up harmed at all from looking at a naked Stephan..
SkyFisher over 10 years ago
You have to be able to laugh at yourself; otherwise, it’s gonna hurt when other people do.
puddlesplatt over 10 years ago
I just took myself off the wagon, didn’t like that sober…!
rshive over 10 years ago
One sort of wonders how to deal with a sun burnt butt.
CYGNUS X1 over 10 years ago
You’ll lose a lot more than your cookies buddy!
Carl Rennhack Premium Member over 10 years ago
Steph should take up “reverse streaking”. That’s where you run through a nudist colony while fully clothed!
dirtdawg over 10 years ago
snorted coffee all over my keyboard! :D
RACerri32 over 10 years ago
AAAAARRRRGGGGHHH!! My eyes, my eyes, I’m blind!cruel, & unusual punishment, but I’m still ROFL!
ame_baby over 10 years ago
OMG my sides hurt from laughing so much!!!!
Gokie5 over 10 years ago
“Is Pastis that fat in real life?”If you want to see images of Stephan Pastis, go to Google.com, click on “Images” in the upper r. h. corner (or wherever it is), put Stephan Pastis in the search line (or whatever you call it), and click on it.
Sheriff Mordecai Premium Member over 10 years ago
pastis – he no be fat. if heem fat, crockydile eet heem.
miss_sunshine1960 over 10 years ago
Once again I question myself. Why do I read this strip??
axsiter over 10 years ago
I stopped by this cartoon today to see what the subject matter is. I wish I hadn’t. I stopped reading this cartoon some time back because it made so little sense. Unfortunately it hasn’t changed.
YatInExile over 10 years ago
ChessPirate over 10 years ago
“He ees Water Buffalo? We Keel heem?”“No, he ees Pastis.”“You right, he ees pastey.”“No, he ees creator.”“Creator, you keedeeng? Look heem butt!”“You right, he ees Water Buffalo.”
Laura Chapman over 10 years ago
At least he’s wearing a hat, that has to count for something. Not much, but something.
Carl Rennhack Premium Member over 10 years ago
@bobnterrri-Why?? For the same reason people climb Mt. Everest..because it is there!
bobdingus over 10 years ago
http://m.pressdemocrat.com/articles/130428-30e6e8ec66.html
Number Three over 10 years ago
I’ve just managed to stop shuddering long enough to write this comment…
xxx
Scott S over 10 years ago
Zeeba has invented Crockydile repellant!
Sharon E. Weber over 10 years ago
Love you Stephan Pastis!!!!!
dfleuret over 10 years ago
Stephan……this may just be your best one (or is it two?) ever!!
cdgar over 10 years ago
Funny. Poor crocs.
psycho dog#1 nates biggest fan over 10 years ago
Oh Boy!
edonline over 10 years ago
Gives new meaning to comic strip. (And HOW did today’s strip get past the censors?)
Snoopy_Fan over 10 years ago
LOL and Puke at the same time!! Reminds me of Frank Drebin in Naked Gun…
Saddenedby Premium Member over 10 years ago
hahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahahaguffawguffaw – absolutely the best yet – when the croc are about to loose cookies you know it’s hard on the eyeballs!!!
Clearstream about 8 years ago
Selling brain bleach! One bottle for $5! Get your brain bleach here!
glowing-steak32 over 7 years ago
Must…bleach…eyeballs!
Darth Revan II almost 4 years ago
GAAAAH!! MY EYES!