Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 14, 2014

Transcript:

Rat: Have you ever played that game where you try and figure out what your adult film name would be? Goat: No. How do you do it? Rat: Well, your first name is the name of your first pet. Goat: I had a goldfish named Abe. Rat: And your last name is the street you were raised on. Goat: Lincoln. Rat: Stay out of adult films.