Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 15, 2014
February 14, 2014
February 16, 2014
Transcript:
Man: Can I help you? Deer 1: Hi. We're the vigilante deer, and we're tired of being shot by hunters like you. So we were thinking, maybe next time you find us in the woods, you can forgo the usual gun and maybe just throw this "Nerf" ball at us. We'll take that as a counterproposal.
He was just standing his ground against those vigilante deer and their nerf weapon. Or maybe he was afraid they would burst into song or text or something else he would find offensive.