Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 04, 2014
March 03, 2014
March 05, 2014
Transcript:
Rat: How can I help you? Woman: I've been feeling a little down lately. Rat: Here are 56 different drugs. Try them all. Woman: This seems unwise. Rat: Hey! My pharmaceutical rep pays for some very nice conferences. Rat becomes a medical doctor.
They need the money you pay for the drugs to buy laws, such as the third-worldesque law that lets them sell expensive overwhelming contraindicated drugs on TV.