Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 05, 2014
Transcript:
Lemming 1: Well, fellows, it's time to jump and end our little lemming lives. Lemming 2: I don't know if I can, Bob. I just got this dental reminder card saying I'm due for my next cleaning. Lemming 1: You're gonna be dead in a minute, Stan. What does it matter how clean your teeth are? Lemming 2: I guess that's true. In your face, dentist! Lemming 3: There are advantages to this lifestyle.
Dentists? Pfffft. Orthodontists, in your face.