Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 07, 2014
Transcript:
Lemming: Well, guys, this is it... the end of our lemming lives... ready to jump? Rat: Whoa, whoa, whoa... Bob there owes me fifty bucks. Bob: Yeah, that's true. Let me get out my checkbook and-- See you in Hell, suckerrrrrrr Rat: It's so hard to collect from a lemming.
Lemmings don’t really commit suicide. That was made up by Disney to sell tickets to a “nature film”