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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 07, 2014
Transcript:
Lemming: Well, guys, this is it... the end of our lemming lives... ready to jump? Rat: Whoa, whoa, whoa... Bob there owes me fifty bucks. Bob: Yeah, that's true. Let me get out my checkbook and-- See you in Hell, suckerrrrrrr Rat: It's so hard to collect from a lemming.
hariseldon59 about 11 years ago
I think this is the first time weâve seen the lemmings interact with the other characters in the strip.
Bilan about 11 years ago
This is so unrealistic!Not about lemming leaping of a cliff, but I canât believe that Rat would ever loan somebody money.
Sisyphos about 11 years ago
Now thatâs a bad debt! âAnd a good Old School lesson for Rat to learn: neither a borrower nor a lender be!
Destiny23 about 11 years ago
And good luck getting life insurance if youâre a lemming!
tonypezzano about 11 years ago
Gambling debt?
jaguar5256 about 11 years ago
so true
smorbie about 11 years ago
Lemmings donât really commit suicide. That was made up by Disney to sell tickets to a ânature filmâ
eddie6192 about 11 years ago
Rat shoulâve sent LGD to collect.
rshive about 11 years ago
Make very short-term loans only.
Mopman about 11 years ago
Ooh, we only made it to 10 comments today before someone brought up the âfake legendâ explanation.
uniquename about 11 years ago
Rat should have gone after him!
MeGoNow Premium Member about 11 years ago
Lemmings never used to do that, but Disney got them to jump, so now they collect royalties and are kind of obligated to keep jumping. Itâs not really a great job, but thereâs little other work for lemmings. (Theyâre not too bright.)
puddlesplatt about 11 years ago
I got a lemon, and I wish it would quit.!
GoodQuestion Premium Member about 11 years ago
Hard to believe that a lemming could even start a checking account . . . â»
Nelly55 about 11 years ago
I wonder if Stephen counts how many people bring up the Disney thing in the comments when he does the lemming bit. Weâre up to 2 in this one.
Hectoruno about 11 years ago
Most likely a doctorâs bill. Lemmings want to be in good shape when they jump off the cliff.
Sherlock Watson about 11 years ago
He took it with him!
Chris Sherlock about 11 years ago
The check probably would have bounced. Iâm not sure Bob will.
Number Three about 11 years ago
FINALLY! Someone answers back at Rat and gets away with it.xxx
Varnes about 11 years ago
When I broke the news to my students that one of their classmates had died, one kid saidâŠand I quoteâŠâHe owes me 4 bucks!â Yup, he sure made outâŠ.
Thirsty Badger about 11 years ago
You just perfectly described the typical Obummer voter, the low-information voter.
Kaputnik about 11 years ago
Hey everybody! Did you know that lemmings donât reallyâŠer, never mind.
Reminds me of a comment the author made in one of the Pearls Treasury books. A strip showed a killer whale on land, crammed into a tiny car, going up to a fast food drive through and (speaking English) trying to order some krill. Pastis said that the unrealistic element most commented on by readers was that killer whales donât eat krill.
If lemmings can speak English and owe money to talking rats, then they can commit suicide in groups.
knight1192a about 11 years ago
Bob should have pushed Rat off the cliff. Wouldnât be the first time Rat died and then âundied.â
Snoopy_Fan about 11 years ago
Go ahead and jump already!!!
Sheesh!