Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 27, 2014
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Transcript:
Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. Jack jump over the candlestick. Jack be drinking. Jack be soused. Jack set fire to his whole house. Goat: Must all your nursery rhymes end in tragedy? Rat: Jack led a high-risk lifestyle.
“Revised” nursery rhyme from when I was a kid::Jack and Jill went up the hillTo have a little fun,But stupid Jill forgot her pillSo now they have a son.