Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 03, 2014
May 02, 2014
May 04, 2014
Transcript:
Rat: Every single relationship I have with anyone else in my life ends in bitterness, anger, and resentment. Every single one. And when that happens, a guy has to say to himself, "It's gotta be me, right?" Goat: Right. Rat: Wrong. It's all the idiots around me. Goat: And for a second, I thought we were having a moment of growth. Rat: Here's hoping the rest of the world pulls its head out of its @#@.
Mental illness runs rampant in the world. In the last election one of the candidates believed that his underwear protected him from evil forces, and nobody seemed to notice or think this might be a bit shall we say, nuts. (Why did he accept secret service protection?)