Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 07, 2014
May 06, 2014
May 08, 2014
Transcript:
Rat: Everyone tries so hard to look smart by reading and going to college. But all you really need to look smart is a knowing laugh. Pig: That's as good as an actual education? Rat: Haa ha haaaaa. Pig: He must know what he's talking about.
I thought all you needed were glasses, a red bow tie, and a time machine.