Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 08, 2014
May 07, 2014
May 09, 2014
Transcript:
Rat: Check it out, Goat... I'm writing an alternative history of the Italian dictator, Benito Mussolini. It's set in the present. Goat: Interesting. What's present-day Mussolini like? Goat: He tweets. Rat: You should see is Facebook selfies.
@Nabuquduriuzhur
“The bolsheviks hated the mensheviks despite both being similar and ultimately went to war…”
Oh, the Protestants hate the Catholics,And the Catholics hate the Protestants,And the Hindus hate the Muslims,And everybody hates the Jews.
But during National Brotherhood Week, National Brotherhood Week,It’s National Everyone-smile-at-one-another-hood Week.Be nice to people whoAre inferior to you.It’s only for a week, so have no fear.Be grateful that it doesn’t last all year!