Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 08, 2014
June 07, 2014
June 09, 2014
Transcript:
Goat: Hey, Rat. What are you doing here? Rat: Drinking. It's a bar. Goat: But I thought you said you had to watch neighbor Bob's kid. Rat: I do. Goat: So you just left him at home by himself? Rat: You can't leave a little kid at home by himself. Goat: Well, you can't bring him inside a bar. Rat: I know that. Goat: So... Oh God. That was all kinds of wrong. Rat: Oh, great. Now he's gonna want a beer.
That’s actually a pretty good idea, what with all the screamers and brats that parents keep bringing into public places. Tie them all up outside!