Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 22, 2014
June 21, 2014
June 23, 2014
Transcript:
The moneysaurus wanted money. But everyone knew it. So they hid their money. So the moneysaurus got a job. But the moneysaurus did not want to do any work. So the moneysaurus's boss pulled him aside. That made moneysaurus sad. Moneysaurus's boss was not moved. So moneysaurus decided to bypass the capitalist system. Goat: So we should just eat our bosses. Rat: Most do have a lot of meat on them. Pig: Mmm. Tastes like chicken.
Wants money, doesn’t want to work, devours people — Moneysaurus would make a perfect CEO.