Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 22, 2014

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    Sherlock Watson  over 10 years ago

    Wants money, doesn’t want to work, devours people — Moneysaurus would make a perfect CEO.

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    Ida No  over 10 years ago

    Eat the rich!

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    James Connell  over 10 years ago

    I thought that looked an awful lot like “Bob the Dinosaur” from Dilbert ;-)

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    jnik23260  over 10 years ago

    Dagwood’s Mr. Dithers might be a little tough.

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    krisjackson01  over 10 years ago

    I’ve often wondered what it would be like if Scott Adams actually TRIED to draw bad. Now we know.

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    WoodEye  over 10 years ago

    My boss smells like pig…

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    BillWa  over 10 years ago

    No Pig, he tastes more like Weasel.

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    ROB8764  over 10 years ago

    EW!!!! YUCK!!!!!

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    Sisyphos  over 10 years ago

    PHB (Pointy-Haired Boss, for Dilbert non-fans) is making a pig out of Pig! Of course, I must endorse Moneysaurus’s response to his boss’s insults. Long Pig forever!

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member over 10 years ago

    Boxer got the best medical care available, and somewhere, Pig found the money for another case of whiskey.

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member over 10 years ago

    LOL LOL

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    juicebruce  over 10 years ago

    The bosses that were in my mind were the ones that do not work but vote for things to always be free ! Your pain is my gain, keep working slave !

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    YippiKiAyMofo  over 10 years ago

    If a Moneysaurus will not work, then let Moneysaurus also not eat. Eat the rich today and you’ll just be hungry again tomorrow. Then who will you eat?

    Is Pastis really criticizing the capitalist system by which he gets paid? Or the ignorant sluggards who just want something for nothing?

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    rshive  over 10 years ago

    Ever notice that every new meat “tastes just like chicken”?

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    Reppr Premium Member over 10 years ago

    First consume the bosses; when they are gone, consume anyone different from you, then lastly anyone smaller than you.

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    goalgo  over 10 years ago

    I called it earlier this week. I told y’all that the sloth was wally and dilbert had got some tie starch

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    doris sloan  over 10 years ago

    Dang. I thought at first it was about taxes.

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    belgarathmth  over 10 years ago

    I don’t think Mr. Pastis is trying to make any political points at all here. I think he’s just being outrageously funny. He sure made me laugh! He’s apparently also paying tribute to Scott Adams. Maybe he’s going for another collaboration offer. :)

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    sarah413 Premium Member over 10 years ago

    Eat the Rich, “Take one bite now and spit out the rest.”

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    Number Three  over 10 years ago

    Apparently, you are what you eat so Moneysaurus is obviously his own boss.

    xxx

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    Hectoruno  over 10 years ago

    “All you do is say money,” Sounds like an ad for those loan places. He should be an ad exec.

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    bubjerryk  over 10 years ago

    does this mean that Scott Adams will be doing half the strip in a couple weeks?

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    AwelCruiz  over 10 years ago

    A new take on trickle down economics.

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    OldManMontgomery  over 10 years ago

    Actually, this sounds political; somewhat like the Vice President joke. One who wants money and expenses but doesn’t want to work? Not a corporate CEO, but a voter aligned with a particular political party specializing in non-producers.

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    Bobogoobo  over 10 years ago

    Is there a secret message in the randomly capitalized/lowercase words?

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    A_NY_Outlaw  over 10 years ago

    words to live by

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    tazz555  over 10 years ago

    Just got back from the comic convention in Charlotte, nc. Saw a panal where they discussed the week of Pearls where Bill Waterson did the art

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    GarfieldJune19  over 10 years ago

    Mildly disturbing.

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