Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 14, 2014
July 13, 2014
July 15, 2014
Transcript:
Croc: What are you doing, Dad? Larry: Me got take written driving test, but ees pretty easy. Manual: You have been in a collision with a parked vehicle and can't find the owner. You must: Larry: Escape widout beeing seen. Duh.
From the Taxi episode “Reverend Jim: A Space Odyssey”::Jim: “What does a yellow light mean?”
Bobby: “Slow down.”
Jim: “OK. What, does, a, yellow, light, mean?”
Bobby: “Slow down!”
Jim: “OK. Whaaaat, doooooes, aaaa, yelllloooow, liiiiight, meeeean?”
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