Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 14, 2014

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From the Taxi episode “Reverend Jim: A Space Odyssey”::Jim: “What does a yellow light mean?”

Bobby: “Slow down.”

Jim: “OK. What, does, a, yellow, light, mean?”

Bobby: “Slow down!”

Jim: “OK. Whaaaat, doooooes, aaaa, yelllloooow, liiiiight, meeeean?”

(etc)

I think the correct answer is to to leave your contact information on the collided parked car.

Is that one of the multiple choice answers on the test?if so, the test must have been written by another Croc.

The Dallas way of life, for sure.

There are just too many cameras around these days.

the Crocs, never cease to amaze me

This is Larry’s SECOND try at the written test. The first time? This croc is so dumb, he wound up with a ticket for speeding!

You seem to be correcto, Sizeofa. When I clicked on the link, it said stuff like “Welcome to the experimental, incomplete, and often inaccurate Pearls Before Swine referata wiki, an attempt to create a entire semantic wiki from just a few file.” An unscrupulous commenter, BTW, could direct us to a link that would suck out our souls.

Didn’t know you lived in thew South. Alligators but few Crocs . . . then again there are a lot of crocks here.

Sounds about right

Okay.

9 out 10 Croc Po-lsse agree with dad. Less papr wrk for Croc Po-lsse !

Great answer… I don’t think.

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I’m left handed and hang out on GoComics! Therefore I can’t be a….(or can I?)

Larry’s answer makes the mistake of reflecting reality rather than law….I bet he gets his license.

>"That’d be Steve Dallas."

Jodie’s brother?

No Steve Dallas was the lawyer from Bloom CountyJodie Dallas’s brother was Danny.

how come right handed people are never called north paws?

Good to see the crocs again. I pity the adult’s (Larry’s?) intelligence, but still.

I haven’t seen Junior in a while.

Or the mom.

Don’t forget about what to do if a tram is unloading passengers at an unprotected stop and you are behind it.

Aren’t you supposed to A: leave a note with your information on the windshield, and B: inform authorities of the accident?

You have to lie on those tests.