Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 14, 2014
Transcript:
Neighbor: Can I help you? Rat: Hey, neighbor Bob... Just wanted to show you my new doofus-ometer. It beeps to warn me of approaching doofi. Neighbor: It's your phone. And you've set the alarm to go off any second because it gives you a juvenile thrill to call me a 'doofus.' Rat: I've lost the element of surprise.
I see some doofus at GoComics has decided we need more ads on the scroll between the comic and the Comments.