Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 15, 2014
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Transcript:
Bartender: This is from the fellow a couple seats down from you. Woman: Oh, how sweet. Bartender: That'll be three dollars. Woman: I thought you said he bought it for me. Bartender: He paid for half. Rat: I'm not made of money.
If you want to give her a “Dutch treat,” Rat, move to Holland and never come back; that’ll be a real treat for her.