Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 15, 2014

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    Sherlock Watson  about 10 years ago

    If you want to give her a “Dutch treat,” Rat, move to Holland and never come back; that’ll be a real treat for her.

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    oldschool434  about 10 years ago

    typical ungrateful woman……

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    Observer fo Irony  about 10 years ago

    Sex is a side effect to the drink…especially if it was accessorized with Ecstasy.

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    awgiedawgie Premium Member about 10 years ago

    Well, maybe it’s the gentleman in me, but I never thought that paying to get a woman drunk was considered “gentlemanly” either. It just always struck me as being the tactic that jackasses chose after their version of charm proved unsuccessful.

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    wiselad  about 10 years ago

    lot of women find it excusable in themselves to say, “I chose to go to a bar, and gave the drunk me the freedom to let myself loose”(or when thinking of others) while they “judge others” who chose to work “in the street” (is what they envision most when thinking of sex for hire) as most of the street ones are hooked on drugs, unlike the call girls and the ones in Nevada

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member about 10 years ago

    Rat, will forever be alone

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    Sisyphos  about 10 years ago

    Rat strikes out again. As long as Rat is Rat, he will always strike out. It’s a Law of the Universe.

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    puddlesplatt  about 10 years ago

    I seem to be out of sink, a six dollar Martini, yes it has been a while since I was in a Bar, now I ask? who is screwing whome

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    MeGoNow Premium Member about 10 years ago

    I don’t know about that, but I would like to think that Rat will actually succeed. However, since he only paid half, she will begin whatever nasty he had in mind but halfway through will announce, “Well, that’s half a . See ya.” It’s why Rat is usually very tense.

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    Kirk McCoy  about 10 years ago

    No mouths?

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    Bandera_Ken  about 10 years ago

    “Then I’ll just drink half.”

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    Brown Leghorn  about 10 years ago

    Ferfect jpb for Rat, “Bartender” Duck vcould be the bouncer.

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    Number Three  about 10 years ago

    Another phrase almost everybody says in their lifetime.xxx

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    claire de la lune.  about 10 years ago

    Wow, Rat. Good job.

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    ROB8764  about 10 years ago

    CLASSIC RAT!!!!

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    Jon Schutter  about 10 years ago

    Half is about half more than I’d expect from Rat. Surprised he didn’t get the bartender to charge her for his!

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