Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 02, 2014

Transcript:

Rat: Can I borrow the newspaper? I like to be sure to read the obituaries every day. Goat: Awww... To see if anyone you love has passed away? Rat: To see who I don't have to deal with anyone. Goat: Almost a touching moment. Rat: Fred's gone!