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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 05, 2014
Transcript:
Rat: Hey, Pig, where were you? Pig: Shopping for a warm jacket. I didn't want to buy anything with fur, 'cause that's cruel to animals like foxes and rabbits. And I didn't want to get leather. 'Cause I didn't want to hurt any cows. Rat: So what'd you get? Pig: Just a good ol' big puffy jacket. Rat: That's down. Pig: So? Goose: Screw you, fatty. Pig: Maybe I'll just knit a sweater.
Or you could make your clothes from hemp. That’s what the hippies keep telling me.