Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 05, 2014

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    Sherlock Watson  about 10 years ago

    The dangers of getting down.

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    Templo S.U.D.  about 10 years ago

    Goose could’ve also taken Pig’s jacket after pulverizing him.

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member about 10 years ago

    LOL

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    rshive  about 10 years ago

    Save the baby polyesters!

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    blunebottle  about 10 years ago

    Pig skin’s pretty good jacket material……..

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    Sisyphos  about 10 years ago

    Cotton batting for stuffing, Pig. It’s the only way for a sensitive soul like you to go. It’s vegetarian clothing!

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    PICTO  about 10 years ago

    How about a silk purse to go with that jacket?

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    amyhre2001  about 10 years ago

    Or you could make your clothes from hemp. That’s what the hippies keep telling me.

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    jreckard  about 10 years ago

    I thought you got down off an elephant.

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    OshkoshJohn  about 10 years ago

    Aaron Myhre, what you wrote about hemp is somewhat true. Hemp and corn lawn grass are relatives, and they need the same attention to grow. If hemp is not cultivated to be smoked, it can grow wild, planted in harvestable rows if you insist, and harvested much like lawnmower clippings. If suitably treated, hemp paper can last for thousands of years, just like tree-paper. The hippies are right on this one.

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    Sandfan  about 10 years ago

    PETA would probably recommend you make your coat out of the skin of hunters.

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    comeonbanana  about 10 years ago

    here comes the sheep…..

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    nosirrom  about 10 years ago

    They don’t kill the sheep and it grows back. It’s renewable and the sheep need a hair cut in the spring anyway.

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    puddlesplatt  about 10 years ago

    I like naked, and more fun to be had!

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    eddie6192  about 10 years ago

    That duck just used the F-word.

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    mjb515  about 10 years ago

    Don’t get on the bad side of waterfowl in the Pearls ’verse.

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    timtribbett  about 10 years ago

    A wool sweater?!

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    Packratjohn Premium Member about 10 years ago

    How many acrylics had to die to make that sweater?

    I have llamas, and their wool is great to work with. Not quite as soft and fine as alpaca, but still very usable. No oils, either, like sheep’s wool. They have to be sheared at least once a year in warmer climates, so why not put the wool to use!

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    A_NY_Outlaw  about 10 years ago

    I wonder how Guard Duck will feel about this…

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    susan.e.a.c  about 10 years ago

    Use animals and plants, or use polluting materials.

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    3pibgorn9  about 10 years ago

    Knit a sweater and you’ll have the sheep after you.

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    Rush Strong Premium Member about 10 years ago

    Knit a sweater, and get rammed by the donor.

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    FireThunder  about 10 years ago

    I think we’re burying the lede here… did Stephan get away with putting “screw you” in a non-ironic way in the funny pages?

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    Fan o’ Lio.  about 10 years ago

    Down, down we all go down’Round, ’round we all go ’roundDown, down we all go downWe all go down, down, down, down

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    water_moon  about 10 years ago

    At least the wool/ angora/ alpaca hair doesn’t mean killing the animal. .Though I did know a girl in college who saved her cat’s hair and had a friend of hers spin it then knited a sweater with the cat hair yarn. She said it was the ichest thing she’d ever worn.

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    RobinHood2013  about 10 years ago

    I forget what strip it was, but this one reminds me of a comic strip where the shopper had to choose between paper and plastic, and the cashier discouraged both options. The shopper ended up having to carry her items to the car, saying, “I hate being politically correct.”

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    falcon_370f  about 10 years ago

    Over my dead “baaa”-dy

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    Number Three  about 10 years ago

    Poor Pig can’t do right for doing wrong!

    xxx

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    Max Starman Jones  about 10 years ago

    Another banned word bites the dust.

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    mabrndt Premium Member about 10 years ago

    I may be wrong; but, I think Shoe is the only Kings Features Syndicate comic currently shown by GC. You can find those here.

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    lmonteros  about 10 years ago

    Acrylic.

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    claire de la lune.  about 10 years ago

    I’m surprised Pastis was able to get the line in the sixth panel past the censors. Usually, it’d censor that word and read, “So @#$%& you, fatty.”But good strip.

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    Drewdove  about 10 years ago

    It looks like pig just got ducked up.

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    Boosted (Heavy main in TF2)  about 7 years ago

    Don’t, Pig! Think about sheep!

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    all.flesh.is.temporary  over 4 years ago

    sheep enters room

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    Die Barney  about 4 years ago

    THINK OF THE SHEEP!!!

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    LilPeruna  over 3 years ago

    Nobody noticed that, in panels 2 and 3, bacon-eating Pig is more considerate to OTHER animals than his own kind??

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    Snuffles [Previously Helikitty]   over 2 years ago

    Sweaters are made of wool.

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    Snuffles [Previously Helikitty]   over 2 years ago

    The downbeat.

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    alantain  over 1 year ago

    And leave a sheep running around naked?

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