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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 13, 2014
October 12, 2014
October 14, 2014
Transcript:
Goat; What's the matter Steph? Pastis: This company is offering to beam any message you want to Mars. But I only have 'til November 5 to give it to them. Goat: Writes something profound. Rat: Something eternal! Goat; Something brilliant! Rat; Something deep! Goat: Think shakespeare! Rat: Plato! Goat: Einstein! Rat: Da Vinci! I like beer. Goat: That's our message to Mars? Pastsis: You rushed me! Rat: Mars will be so impressed.
Give me a message, for $10.00 I will beam it to Mars using a flashlight and a basic understanding of Morse code . . . – — – . . .