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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 02, 2014
December 01, 2014
December 03, 2014
Transcript:
Pig: What's the matter, neighbor Bob? Bob: My former wife keeps trying to overnight ship me my old records, but every time she does, I lose an alum. Pig: What have you lost? Bob: A bunch of albums by the punk band X. Goat: Sounds like an ex Fedex X hex. Fedex Guy: Please don't involve us in your stupid jokes.
I always thought UPS stood for Union of Procrastinators and Slowpokes.