Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 02, 2014

Transcript:

Pig: What's the matter, neighbor Bob? Bob: My former wife keeps trying to overnight ship me my old records, but every time she does, I lose an alum. Pig: What have you lost? Bob: A bunch of albums by the punk band X. Goat: Sounds like an ex Fedex X hex. Fedex Guy: Please don't involve us in your stupid jokes.