Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 27, 2015
February 26, 2015
February 28, 2015
Transcript:
Goat: What are you writing, Rat? Rat: I heard a motivational speaker explain that the key to success is to set realistic life goals and then stick to them. So I'm writing some down. Goat: Terrific. Can I see what you have so far? Rat: Sure. Get drunk and watch 'Trailer Park Boys.' Goat: How ambitious. Rat: Can't talk. I'm off to achieve my goals.
Hence, the earmuffs. You know how the weather changes so drastically once you cross the border!