Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 14, 2015
March 13, 2015
March 15, 2015
Transcript:
Pig: I started dating this woman who's a medical doctor. But she told me she didn't like me and wanted to break up. Goat: What did you say? Pig: What did you say? I asked for a second opinion. Doctors are easily offended.
Sherlock Watson over 9 years ago
Pig wanted a second opinion, so he asked another doctor, and couldn’t get a date with him either.
wiselad over 9 years ago
but she was telling the truth, “you are a pig and have rats as friend, and don’t try to use a scapegoat”
puddlesplatt over 9 years ago
he went wee wee all the way home
Sandfan over 9 years ago
Doctor Doctor, gimme the news I got aBad case of lovin’ youNo pill’s gonna cure my ill I’ve got aBad case of lovin’ you
Vonne Anton over 9 years ago
Swine flu side effect.
corzak over 9 years ago
Of course, a classic Rodney Dangerfield line comes to mind:“My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you’re ugly too.”
Packratjohn Premium Member over 9 years ago
Probably the only time I didn’t seek a second opinion was after a visit to my proctologist.
abbybookcase over 9 years ago
pi day. go eat pie and pig
dutchs over 9 years ago
Doctor: You’re too fat.Patient: I want a second opinion.Doctor: Okay, you’re ugly, too.
Sisyphos over 9 years ago
I find it hard to take seriously the opinion of a doctor-woman who would date Pig in the first place.
Number Three over 9 years ago
No medicine can fix Pig’s broken heart.xxx
barister over 9 years ago
Now that was funny. LOL.
claire de la lune. over 9 years ago
If it was 9:26, you’re golden.
knight1192a over 9 years ago
Does his healthcare plan cover a second opinion?