Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 02, 2015

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    Bilan  over 9 years ago

    No Reason.Coming from Rat, that’s the same as an alien saying We Come In Peace.

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 9 years ago

    So is that the origin of the so-called swine flu?

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    danfromfreddybeach  over 9 years ago

    Rat’s generosity really blew Pig away

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    blunebottle  over 9 years ago

    That’s the Rat we know and love………..

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    cdgar  over 9 years ago

    Beware Rats bearing gifts.

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    Keith Messamer  over 9 years ago

    You think Rat is being generous, but he’s snot.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 9 years ago

    eeewwwwwwwww

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    knight1192a  over 9 years ago

    This sounds like some of the wait staff in this country. You’ve got waiters and waitress who are quite professional and would never do this type of thing. And then you’ve got the folks who could care less for the customers and would do it both out of spite and a twisted sense of pleasure. And don’t think they don’t exist.

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    phylum  over 9 years ago

    rat is slipping…he should have found wimpy…I’ll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today..

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    LizardPriest  over 9 years ago

    So much more flavorful with that patina of phlegm-spackle.

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    Sisyphos  over 9 years ago

    Oh, Pig! I hope you don’t come down with some horrible disease!Have you no shame, Rat? This is your housemate, you know; he’ll be coughing and sneezing all over your shared dwelling. So, at least think of yourself if not of him! (I’ve always heard some folks denounce rats as bearers of disease; now I see it with my own eyes!)

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    whiteheron  over 9 years ago

    Pardon me, do you have any grey poop on?

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    sarah413 Premium Member over 9 years ago

    Even worse is what I see when I go out for dinner. I can’t tell you how many times I watch men use the facilities, then proceed to not wash their hands. It’s going to happen one day. I’m going to look at said offender and ask him, in a loud voice, why he has decided not to wash his hands.

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    Rotary12 Premium Member over 9 years ago

    I actually did that last weekend. A hipster with blond dreadlocks came out of a stall and proceeded to walk to the door to leave and I asked if he was going to wash his hands. Then he said “Oh, sorry” and washed his hands. Moron.

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member over 9 years ago

    Rat’s a butthole

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    470063  over 9 years ago

    Gross!

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    Saddenedby Premium Member over 9 years ago

    oh yeah – a new flavor hamburger – i’m surprised rat didn’t smack the guy over the head with a bat

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    Sherlock Watson  over 9 years ago

    Did he say “burger” or “booger”?

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    abbybookcase  over 9 years ago

    rat is still in april fool mode. oh yeah. he’s like that every day

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    Kirk Barnes Premium Member over 9 years ago

    hey! I’m eatin’ here!

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    Number Three  over 9 years ago

    Now that is disgusting!

    But Pig seems to be enjoying it so I’ll not say anything.

    xxx

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    TMO1 Premium Member over 9 years ago

    Ugh. Between this and all the pun strips, I just might drop this from my daily email.

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    landsky  over 9 years ago

    Please do, by all means. But, gosh, we’ll miss you.

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    claire de la lune.  over 9 years ago

    The answer my friend / is blowing in the wind…

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    [Unnamed Reader - 5d506f]  over 5 years ago

    and on National Hamburger Day no less !

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    wkhibbert  over 5 years ago

    Unless he has a urinary tract infection, pee is sterile. One could, in theory, wash and rinse in pee. I prefer soap and water, but I am strange that way…

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    Guard duck is cool  about 3 years ago

    that is disGUSTing

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    alantain  over 1 year ago

    I’m tempted to go to a food court and yell “Wash your hands!” just to see if anyone jumps up.

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