Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 26, 2015

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    Sherlock Watson  over 9 years ago

    “Do you know there’s a man on your porch?”“No, but if you hum a few bars, I’ll fake it.”

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    knight1192a  over 9 years ago

    Think I may have to look back at a few previous Staci strips, think she may have visited a plastic surgeon.

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    knight1192a  over 9 years ago

    It’s not the real Pastis’s personal story. And sadly I actually had to look that up to find out if it’s a case of art imitating life. Found a number of news articles online which came out after these Staci strips started running that reveal the real Stephan and Staci are a lot more happily married than their comic strip avatars. One even mentioned that Staci got a phone call from a realtor friend of theirs who should have known better and actually believed what was happening in the comics was for real.

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    Bilan  over 9 years ago

    Living in a basket on the porch is a fitting pun-ishment for his crimes.

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    jackhs  over 9 years ago

    Are bad puns grounds for divorce?

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    jackhs  over 9 years ago

    Staci and Hunk have no lips.

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    Sisyphos  over 9 years ago

    Staci can’t get rid of Cartoon-Boy just by divorce! He’s persistent! Kind of like bird-poo.Maybe the hunky guy can sweep her porch for her….

    (And, BTW, just to reiterate: Cartoon-Boy’s marital troubles DO NOT have any basis in Mr. Pastis’s Real Life happy marriage.)

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    andrew5  over 9 years ago

    I do hope this is a joke – otherwise it’s the weirdest stalking I’ve seen … and he’ll get cramp.

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    juicebruce  over 9 years ago

    Stephen you are such a basket case :-{

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    Emmett Wayne  over 9 years ago

    Staci might want to hire a body guard…duck.

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    eddie6192  over 9 years ago

    Toon Boy looks rather comfy.

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    whiteheron  over 9 years ago

    There won’t be any kissing going on since only Stephan has a mouth.What good will that do him? He is just a basket case.

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    Mikel V  over 9 years ago

    What is more pathetic, to live in your ex’s porch or to rely on dating websites to get a date?

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    William O'Connor Premium Member over 9 years ago

    Nope. We’ve never seen Staci dating before.

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    Squoop  over 9 years ago

    Time for the restraining order.

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    meillered  over 9 years ago

    Well that’s just sad.

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    Godfreydaniel  over 9 years ago

    Cartoon Boy needs to pick up some relationship advice from Larry…….

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    whiteaj  over 9 years ago

    Pastis painted Staci’s blouse on.

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    abbybookcase  over 9 years ago

    hopefully, his wife is also comfortable with her own body image, given her avatar.

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    milady1  over 9 years ago

    Glad it’s not true to life. Conflict has a way of making things more interesting/entertaining.

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    Kali39  over 9 years ago

    Yeah, Cartoon Boy, but burying yourself in a baby basket doesn’t really help your case…

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    Number Three  over 9 years ago

    Wait until there are 2 guys on her doorstep.

    Watch this space.

    xxx

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    codedaddy  over 9 years ago

    How do they kiss? And I surmise that they speak through their noses.

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    singkong2012  over 9 years ago

    LOL

    and good job stephster!

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    knight1192a  over 9 years ago

    Actually, they were offering the real Staci help in finding a new home following the divorce. They hadn’t even asked her if the strips were just Pastis being Pastis or if they were mirroring an actual divorce, they just assumed they were mirroring an actual divorce. Apparently Staci had to tell them that they weren’t getting divorced in real life, just in the ciomics.

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    rgcviper  over 9 years ago

    Anyone else miss the crocs and their Zeeba Zeeba Eeta shenanigans?

    (Just askin’ …)

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    Fido (aka Felix Rex)  over 9 years ago

    A re-run starting mid-arc? Weird.

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    claire de la lune.  over 9 years ago

    Why does Staci appear slanted in the first panel?

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