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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 08, 2015
Transcript:
Pig: Hey, Rat, what are you doing? Rat: I'm a judge now. I"m the living embodiment of justice. Pig: What's on your desk there? Rat: A tip jar. The more you put in it, the more justice-y I feel. Pig: So that's how justice works. Rat: You get what you pay for.
Here’s a tip for you, Rat: Get your own TV show. If “Judge” Judy can do it, anyone can do it.